Your NFL Team based on Your Zodiac Sign

Find the team that manifests your celestial energy this season.**

Aries ♈️ - Kansas City Chiefs

Being the first sign of the Zodiac, we know you won't accept less than number one, Aries. Naturally, your team is a powerhouse: The Chiefs have a confident combo in QB Patrick Mahomes and coach Andy Reid, who have been able to just plain deliver this season. Their performance is bold and straightforward, just how you like it.

Taurus ♉️ - Tampa Bay Buccaneers

When you're prioritizing consistency and reliability in all areas of your life, a little Tom Brady can never hurt. He brings all the Taurean dedicated work ethic to the Buccs, elevating them to true contenders in the league since his arrival.

... but a word of caution! What you perceive as hard work & dedication could be seen externally as stubbornness - could Tom Brady be playing on longer than necessary to prove a point?

Gemini ♊️ - Philadelphia Eagles

Geminis have the tendency to be surprising, just like the Eagles' record this year. No one was counting on the Eagles for anything special but they're undefeated halfway through the season and it looks like they could potentially maintain the record. This success is thanks in part to their fairly easy game schedule - trust a Gemini when it comes to planning a fabulous social calendar! Lastly, Gems will fit in with the chatty Philly fans: there's no better place to bring your best big talk.

Cancer ♋️ - Seattle Seahawks

Like the crab's hard exterior, Seattle is a tough team with a top defense this season. Seahawks fans are another protective layer: they have a reputation for being a formidable force on both visiting teams & visiting fans. Invading a Cancer's home is never a good idea. That said, we're pretty sure once you've worked your way to the inside, you'll find a sanctuary of loyalty and commitment in which you, Cancer, are known to thrive.

Leo ♌️ - Green Bay Packers

You deserve some superstar power to match all that self-love energy, Leo. The Packers and Aaron Rodgers are always in the media and never fail to put on a glitzy show. But just like you're used to warnings about your ego, so too should the Packers be aware - they're riding a high from being so good for so long, but this season isn't on track and it may be time to pull away from the bright lights and reexamine what isn't working.

Virgo ♍️ - New England Patriots

Much like a sensible Virgo can create order out of any chaos, renowned Pats coach Bill Belichick is able to take whatever team he is given and use his legendary football intellect and resourcefulness to process how best to use each of his assets. This season, for example, the Pats are competitive despite some issues with their quarterbacks, all thanks to the Belichick system. It's a story where hard work, diligence, and maybe a bit of cunning pays off - a story Virgo knows well!

Libra ♎️ - San Francisco 49ers

Libras love to surround themselves with beautiful things - and have you seen QB Jimmy Garoppolo? Jimmy G was set to leave the Bay at the end of last year, but he & the 49ers were able to find harmonious partnership (a key talent of a charismatic Libra) that set them on course for this season. Beyond their QB, the 49ers are well-balanced, like the scales, with a strong offensive-minded coach in Kyle Shanahan and a solid defense.

Scorpio ♏️ - New York Giants

A scorpion sting is usually lethal, but in the case of the Giants, this season's injection of coach Brian Daboll has invigorated this formerly flailing team. It's nice to see the Giants win and, in true Scoprio fashion, those wins tend to be exciting end-of-game comebacks. The question of whether they'll be able to continue this success appeals to your innate sense of mystery and seduction, Scorpio. Let yourself get sucked in.

Sagittarius ♐️ - Baltimore Ravens

This is a season of exploration for the Ravens, a pursuit you'll enjoy as an explorer yourself, Sagittarius. Former MVP quarterback Lamar Jackson and the Ravens entered this season without having reached a contract extension agreement, so there's big "will they/won't they" energy as both sides feel out what's going to work for them. The running game that Jackson plays will also resonate with adventurous Sags - basically, Jackson doesn't prefer to throw the ball, but he's super athletic and can cover a ton of ground running. It's fresh and highly entertaining, both qualities you Sags are known for.

Capricorn ♑️ - Chicago Bears

The Bears are showing some mountain goat determination as they scale up the mountain they're climbing this season. They started the season by firing everyone in the front office & all coaching staff; now, the new guard is in and changes are starting to be seen on-field. The new quarterback Justin Fields is showing signs of promise for seasons to come. This probably isn't the year the Bears reach the summit, but you're all about playing the long game, right Capricorn? Check back in 2025.

Aquarius ♒️ - Dallas Cowboys

Potentially not an obvious choice, because Aquarians are rebels at heart and the Cowboys are the NFL's biggest brand - it feels so mainstream! The thing is, Aquarius, if you want to incite real change, the Cowboys have the gravitas to do it and you'll be a leg up if you can work from the inside. Also, as life-giving water bearers, we cannot ignore the crucial role the Cowboys play in the league, pulling in the biggest fanbase (and the most dollars) to provide sustenance to the league. You've got the intellect and savvy to know how these systems work.

Pisces ♓️ - Denver Broncos

It's difficult to choose the best team for a Pisces, because with all your psychic abilities, you probably already have a feeling which team energy resonates with you most. If there was an appropriate suggestion, perhaps it's this: The Broncos hotshot QB and Ciara's husband, Russell Wilson, was supposed to be the missing piece for the Broncs this season, but somehow, their performance has gotten worse. Off the field is another story - it's like Wilson is wearing rose-coloured glasses: positive press relations, ad cameos. Could his head be in the clouds? What's your intuition telling you, Pisces? If anyone can get to the bottom of what's going on with Wilson, it's you.

** Written by an unqualified astrologer and an armchair football enthusiast. Many thanks to Aliza Kelly and her overview in Allure for the info.

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